2 friends met after a long time. 1st: Who are you working for? 2nd: Same people – my wife and 2 kids!Funny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Funny A baby fish asked her motherA baby fish asked her mother: Y can’t we live on earth? Mother Fish: Earth is not the place for FISH, it’s made for SELFISH.
Funny Difference between Truth and LieDifference between Truth and Lie: Truth is a Debit Card. Pay 1st and enjoy later. Lie is Credit Card. Enjoy 1st and pay later with mark-up.
Funny The first half of our lives isThe first half of our lives is spent ignoring our parents’ advice and the second half in trying to keep our children from ignoring ours.
Funny Alcohol does not make you fatAlcohol does not make you fat. It makes you lean . .. … against tables, chairs, floor, walls and ugly people!
Funny Whenever you have a problemWhenever you have a problem, just start singing your favourite song. You will realize that the problem is better than your voice.
Funny A software engineer was smokingA software engineer was smoking. Girl: Didnt you see the warning? Smoking is injurious to health. Er.: We bother only about errors and not warnings.