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Funny Give a man a fish and heGive a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish… and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day!
Funny You always said you’d die for meBreak-up Letter: When we were together, you always said you’d die for me. Now that we’ve broke-up, I think it’s time you keep your promise!
Funny When one door closesWhen one door closes, another door opens. That’s when you realize that . .. … you bought a really bad second hand car!
Funny Men love war becauseMen love war because it allows them to look serious. because it is the one thing that stops women laughing at them
Funny Let’s have some funWoman sitting on a park bench: Beggar: Hi Darling! Let’s have some fun! Woman (Angrily): How dare you? Beggar: Then what are you doing on my bed?
Funny Don’t mix between my personalityDon’t mix between my personality and my attitude because my personality is ME and my attitude depends on you.