A man died and went to heaven

A teenage boy to his father: Here’s my report card and a list I’ve compiled of entrepreneurs who never finished their High School.

Aftr robbing the Bank, robber 2 clerk: Did you see me robbing? Clerk: Yes. Robber shot him dead and asked the next clerk: Did u? 2nd clerk: No, But my wife saw u!

Scientists all over the world are wondering how long a human being can live without a brain… Kindly tell them your age…

I prefer not to think before I speak. I like being just as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.

Advice to India’s Youth: If you want to change the country, do it now. Once you get married, you won’t be able to change even the TV channel!

A sexy woman is like a 1000 Rupee note. you don’t know how many have handled it but you still want to have it.