A women’s prayer: Dear Lord

Break-up Letter: When we were together, you always said you’d die for me. Now that we’ve broke-up, I think it’s time you keep your promise!

Every tear is a sign of cutting onions, Every silence is a sign of zero balance, Every smile is a sign of daily brushing! Life is so simple. Don’t make it complex with difficult explanations!

Most of my friends are normal, sane, cultured, decent, intellectual and well-behaved persons… Just wanna thank you for breaking the monotony!

A rich blonde girl, was walking by the river in the wild. Suddenly, she saw a crocodile. She screamed, ‘Oh my God! Help! Lacoste!’

Please pass this SMS to all your friends. A person urgently needs three bottles of…. . . . . . . . Foster beer (chilled) with chips. It’s urgent Cell no and name is as displayed

I want to share everything with you. Your JOYS, Your SADNESS, Your HAPPY MOMENTS, every single second of day. Let us start with your ATM Password first.