Dear Math, I am sick and tired of finding your ‘X’. Just accept the fact that she is gone. Move on, Dude!Funny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Funny Height of insultHeight of insult: Girl messages her boyfriend: I can’t live without you. Will you marry me??? Reply comes: Who’s this? I lost all my contacts.
Funny For every idiotSuperb thought. For every idiot there is an equal and opposite idiot. They are called husband and wife.
Funny Cow dung is HolyGender Discrimination, Cow dung is Holy, While Bull Shit is not. And female think we don’t respect them.
Funny If time doesn’t wait for youIf time doesn’t wait for you, don’t worry! Just remove the damn battery from the clock and Enjoy life!
Funny I changed husbandPreeto: Oh, wow! You have a new car, a new mansion, new clothes and new jewellery! Your husband has changed jobs? Jeeto: No, I changed husband!
Funny Quote on a husband’s T-ShirtQuote on a husband’s T-Shirt: All girls are devils, But my wife is the queen of . . . all of them.