Dear Whisky,
Before I started drinking, I was made to believe that you make a person funnier, smarter and a better dancer. I saw the video. I was looking stupid. We need to talk!
Every lady hopes that her daughter will marry a better man than she did and is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did.
When someone touches you and you don’t feel it, it’s Ignorance. When someone touches you and you feel, it’s Love. When nobody touches you but you feel it, it’s Itching.
Height of Job Satisfaction: A young man got a job in a girls hostel. After two months, the Principal asked, Why didn’t you draw your salary? Man: Oh my God! There’s salary also?
A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl? B: It’s a girl. She’s my daughter. A: Oh, I’m sorry, Sir. I didn’t know that you were her father. B: I’m not. I’m her mother.
I saw you on road today. you were looking so fine, your face so divine, your walk so perfect. My heart started singing a sweet song: Who let The dog out!