Best advertising line: Faithful husband will go straight to heaven and unfaithful husbands will enjoy heaven on Earth. Choice is yours…Funny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
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Funny A cigarette shortens your lifeHow True.. .A cigarette shortens your life by two minutes, a beer shortens your life by four minutes, a working day shortens your life by eight hours!
Funny A one line advertisement by a MarriedA one line advertisement by a Married Man in a newspaper: For Sale: Wedding suit, worn only once by mistake.
Funny How do you identify a true musicHow do you identify a true music lover? A man when hears a woman singing in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole instead of his eye!
Funny Tip to reduce alcohol consumptionTip to reduce alcohol consumption: Before marriage drink only on the days when you are sad, after marriage drink only on days when you are Happy!
Funny But i really love YouBoy: I’m not rich like Rahul, I don’t even have a big car like Rahul, but i really love You! Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about Rahul.