First you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to zip up your fly, and then you forget to unzip your fly.Funny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Funny Whoever answers my next questionTeacher: Whoever answers my next question can go home. Pappu throws bag out of the window. Teacher: Who threw that? Pappu: Me, I’m going home.
Funny Mental patient needs more careSometime my mind asks why I miss you? Why I care for you? Why I remember you? Then my heart answers it’s simply because mental patient needs more care.
Funny When a woman becomes naughtyReverse dynamics: When a man becomes rich he becomes naughty and when a woman becomes naughty…. she becomes rich.
Funny How do you identify a true musicHow do you identify a true music lover? A man when hears a woman singing in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole instead of his eye!
Funny Trust is the most important partTrust is the most important part of a relationship. You must be 100% sure that she won’t tell your wife
Funny The sergeant-major yelledThe sergeant-major yelled, Private Philip, I didn’t see you at camouflage training this morning! Philip replied, Thank you, sir.
