Girls Psychology

Customer: There is only one piece of meat in my plate. Waiter: Don’t worry, Sir! I will cut it in two.

Q: How do you know when a woman is going to say something intelligent? A: When she starts her sentence with, ‘My husband told me.’

If ever in your life you are very sad and feel that you have lost everything, I’ll come, hold your hand, take you for walk on a bridge and show you where to jump from.

The Chinese obsession for making fake products is their revenge on the rest of the world for making fake Chinese food.

Dear Math, I am sick and tired of finding your ‘X’. Just accept the fact that she is gone. Move on, Dude!

Sometimes you might catch me staring at you. It’s not because you are cute but because my mom told me that devils have tails and I’m just wondering where’s yours?