I am scared of people who study a lot, They have so much of information stored in their brains that there is no space left for common sense.Funny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Funny Dream man will come on a horseFinally, it is a dream come true for all eligible girls, the dream man will come on a horse, thanks to the petrol prices!
Funny At 18 a lady is like a footballAt 18 a lady is like a football, 22 men behind her, at 28 a basketball, 10 men behind her, at 38 a golf ball, 1 man behind her, at 48 a TT ball, 1 man pushing her to the other.
Funny I am on a light dietI am on a light diet: I eat in daylight I eat in moonlight And sometimes, I eat in refrigerator light!
Funny Seeing a cockroachSeeing a cockroach in your sandwich is not a problem but seeing only half part of the cockroach in your sandwich is surely a big problem.
Funny Faithful husband will go straightBest advertising line: Faithful husband will go straight to heaven and unfaithful husbands will enjoy heaven on Earth. Choice is yours…
Funny Legs: To kick youEyes: To look at you, Hands: To pray for you, Mind: To care for you, Heart: To love you and Legs: To kick you if you forget me.