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Funny Great people talk about ideasGreat people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, small people talk about others and legends never talk, they send SMS.
Funny A ‘Bullet’ may have your name on itA ‘Bullet’ may have your name on it, But a ‘Grenade’ is addressed to . .. … …. Whomsoever it may Concern!
Funny At what time did you go to bedMom: At what time did you go to bed last night? Child: Please never ask me again to disclose confidential information!
Funny Who let The dog outI saw you on road today. you were looking so fine, your face so divine, your walk so perfect. My heart started singing a sweet song: Who let The dog out!
Funny I’m astounded by peopleI’m astounded by people who want to know all about the universe when it’s hard enough to find one’s way around China Town.
Funny They forget to mention moronsScientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons and electrons. They forget to mention morons.