How could a mere tap on the shoulder startle you so? demanded the customer angrily.
I am sorry, replied the taxi driver, I have recently started driving a taxi. For years I used to drive a funeral van.
The girl’s father inquired of his prospective son-in-law, Do you drink? The smart boy retorted, Sir, first tell me whether it is a question or an invitation?
Boss to an employee: Do you believe in life after Death? Employee: Certainly not! There’s no proof of it, he replied. Boss: Well, there is now. After you left early yesterday to go to your uncle’s funeral, he came here looking for you.