If ever in your life you are very sad and feel that you have lost everything, I’ll come, hold your hand, take you for walk on a bridge and show you where to jump from.
Man outside phone booth: Excuse me, you have been holding the phone for more than 45 minutes and you haven’t spoken even a single word. Man inside: Sir I’m talking to my wife.
Height of Job Satisfaction: A young man got a job in a girls hostel. After two months, the Principal asked, Why didn’t you draw your salary? Man: Oh my God! There’s salary also?