Funny Good and bad girlsQ: What’s the difference between good and bad girls? A: Good girls loosen a few buttons when its hot, bad girls make it hot by loosening a few buttons!
Funny SAY NO TO EXAMSIt takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper that we use to write one exam. Join us in promoting the noble cause of saving trees. SAY NO TO EXAMS
Funny I snip off customers’ earsCustomer: Your dog seems very fond of watching you cut my hair. Barber: Quite right, Sir! Sometimes, I snip off customers’ ears.
Funny Notice at a ChurchNotice at a Church: Don’t leave your Purse/Watch/Handbag/Mobile/GIRLFRIEND unattended. because others may think it’s an answer to their prayers.
Funny I have started luving ‘U’I have started luving ‘U’… I know it sounds ridiculous but I can’t control my feelings for ‘U’. Some time later I’ll start luving more ALPHABETS.!
Funny I am scared of people who studyI am scared of people who study a lot, They have so much of information stored in their brains that there is no space left for common sense.
Funny Pay The BilI want you to be with me in a nice restaurant to have Candle Light Dinner and say those three sweet words to you….Pay The Bill.
Funny Start your day with a lot of SEXAlways start your day with a lot of S E X S-mile E-nergy X-citement so make SEX a daily habit, and you will always be SMILING!
Funny If you want to remove wrinklesIf you want to remove wrinkles, pimples, face marks and the seven signs of skin-aging, try ‘Adobe Photoshop’!
Funny Whenever you have a problemWhenever you have a problem, just start singing your favourite song. You will realize that the problem is better than your voice.