I love to Work but I don’t Work. It’s simply because if I do Work, it gets finished, and how can I finish something that I love so much! Be lazy, think crazy!
Mom: Andy, where are you off to now? Son: I’m gonna join the army. Mom: But, legally you are only an infant. Son: That’s all right, I’m going to join the infantry.
Two frinds,who hadn’t seen each other in several years, met on the street. 1st: Who are you working for now? 2nd: Same people, My wife and for children.