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Funny I am an ‘Alcoholic’What? I am an ‘Alcoholic’. Sorry, the word ‘Alcoholic’ is not in my Vodkabulary, maybe I should go look it up on Whiskypedia!
Funny Silly horror movie dialogueSilly horror movie dialogue: Hey, anybody there? As if the ghost gonna reply, I am in the living room! Want a drink?
Funny A foolish man tells a woman toA foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that she looks extremely beautiful when her lips are closed !
Funny God can’t make the same MistakeAnother Moon?… Possible Another Sun?… Possible Another Sky?… Possible Another person Like you?… Impossible Because God can’t make the same Mistake twice.
Funny How Sweetly I LieSo Sweet is your SMILE, So Sweet is your STYLE, So Sweet is your VOICE, So Sweet is your EYE, see …….how Sweetly I Lie.