As you face a brand new day, bow your head and say this prayer: Thank you Lord for having this amazingly good looking sender. May his smartness increases everyday.
Your smile can be compared to a flower, Your voice can be compared to a cuckoo, Your innocence to a child, But in stupidity you have no comparison, you are the best.
News in a local newspaper: 5 boys, aged 23-25 caught in park. They were teasing a 50 years old lady who had gone for a morning walk! Next day, that park was packed with aunties age between 45-55.