The way petrol prices are increasing , it shall eventually be cheaper to just hire people to push your car.Funny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Funny Why women love to send SMSDo you know why women love to send SMS? Because it forces men to read stuff they would never listen to in person!
Funny I’m going on emotional strikeHeart: I’m going on emotional strike. I’ll no longer produce any feelings without proper compensation.
Funny It’s difficult to understand GodIt’s difficult to understand God, He makes such beautiful things as women and then he turns them into wives!
Funny A highly successful flirt wasA highly successful flirt was once asked: Which one is your best girlfriend? He replied: The next one! Always aim high and continuously improve your performance.
Funny Woman requires only 4% talentIn order to get 100/100 in life, a man requires 100% talent, whereas a woman requires only 4% talent and the remaining is only 36-24-36
Funny Human beings get rich asHuman-beings get rich as they grow old: Silver in Hair, Gold in Teeth, Sugar in Blood, Precious Stones in Kidney, And a never ending supply of Gas!