Girl: Do you have any sentimental love cards? Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says ‘To the only boy I ever loved’ Girl: Great! I want 10 of themFunny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Funny Beggar: I’m the author of a bookBeggar: I’m the author of a book called 150 Methods to Become Rich. Man: Then why are you begging? Beggar: This is one of the best methods!
Funny How do you tickle a rich girlHow do you tickle a rich girl? Gucci Gucci Gucci… And how does a rich girl sneeze? Jimmy Choo…
Funny Pay attention during the applauseCan I go to the theatre? Asks a mosquito to her mother. Yes, but be aware, pay attention during the applause.
Funny You should pay your taxesIncome Tax Officer: You should pay your taxes with smile. Young Lady: I have tried it thrice, but every time they insist on cash or a cheque.
Funny It’s a girl… She’s my daughterA: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl? B: It’s a girl. She’s my daughter. A: Oh, I’m sorry, Sir. I didn’t know that you were her father. B: I’m not. I’m her mother.
Funny How to catch squirrelsHow to catch squirrels? It’s simple. Just climb a tree and sit, Squirrels will come in search of you… you know Y? because They Love NUTS!
