Teacher: What are the people of Turkey called?
Pappu: I don’t know.
Teacher: They are called Turks. Now What are the people of Germany called?
Pappu: They are called Germs.
A Guy picks up a girl for the date. Why are you wearing your belt around your knee.? Girl: I promised my mom that I wouldn’t let you touch me below my belt.
Another Moon?… Possible Another Sun?… Possible Another Sky?… Possible Another person Like you?… Impossible Because God can’t make the same Mistake twice.