what’s in the bottle next to you

Please pass this SMS to all your friends. A person urgently needs three bottles of…. . . . . . . . Foster beer (chilled) with chips. It’s urgent Cell no and name is as displayed

It’s really weird that a woman who can spot a hair on your coat from 10 yards can’t see a pair of garage doors!

Seeing a cockroach in your sandwich is not a problem but seeing only half part of the cockroach in your sandwich is surely a big problem.

The Japanese have produced a camera that has such a fast shutter speed it can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut!

A rabbit runs and jumps and lives only for 15 years. A turtle doesn’t run, does nothing, yet lives for 100 years. Moral: Exercise is hell! Just sleep well!

Ladies….it is okay to wait for the right man to come along but in the meantime have some fun with the wrong ones.