Who is a Psychiatrist?
A qualified person who gives you an expensive and critical analysis about yourself, which your spouse gives you for free, daily.
The boss went up to the bartender and asked, Have you been fooling around with the waitress? Oh no, sir, I sure haven’t, replied the bartender. The boss replied, Good, then you fire her!
The only thing in the world, a daughter-in-law and a mother-in-law agree upon is that her hubby and her son respectively should have married someone else!
