Boy: How do I play the guitar? Girl: You should be on TV for your talent. Boy: Am I so good? Girl: If you were on TV, I can atleast switch it off!Insult Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageInsult SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Insult I get 20 times more girls than youSome idiot in a nightclub came up to me and said, I get 20 times more girls than you do, haha. I replied, 20 x 0 = 0!
Insult Do not walk behind meDo not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either, just leave me alone.
Insult Most people have five sensesMost people have 5 senses, Some people have 6 senses, But you are blessed with 7 senses, And this extra sense is Non-Sense!
Insult Someday you may lose your hairSomeday you may lose your hair, you may lose your teeth, your money and even lose your mind. But one thing you’ll never loose is your good looks because you can’t lose what you don’t have.
Insult A pretty girl can kiss a guyA pretty girl can kiss a guy, A bird can kiss a butterfly, The rising sun can kiss the grass, But you my ‘friend’, can kiss my ass!
Insult Just because I’m nice to youJust because I’m nice to you, doesn’t mean I’m fake. It means I’m mature enough to tolerate my hate towards you.
