After our last argument, my wife told me: I hope your next wife appreciates the improvements I’ve made in you!Marriage Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageMarriage SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Marriage Only the wife knows how to getThe human body has over a million nerves. And only the wife knows how to get on every single one of them!
Marriage Marriage Age 18Marriage Age 18. Drinking Age 25. Can someone ask the damn politicians how to survive the first 7 years of Marriage?
Marriage Only a divorce teaches us thatOnly a divorce teaches us that poker isn’t the only game that starts with holding hands and ends with a big financial loss!
Marriage The four dangerous weaponsThe four dangerous weapons in the world: 1. Wife’s Smile 2. Wife’s Tears 3. Wife’s Looks And the forth most dangerous is Wife’s Missed Call!
Marriage Chess reflects the statusChess is the only game which reflects the true status of a husband… The poor King can take only one step at a time, While the mighty Queen can do whatever she likes!
Marriage Why are wives more dangerousWhy are wives more dangerous than the Mafia? The mafia wants either your money or life… The wives want both!