What’s the difference between divorce and legal separation? In legal separation, the husband gets time to hide his money!Marriage Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageMarriage SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Marriage There’s plenty of fish in the seaMy friends always use to say, There’s plenty of fish in the sea. But looks like I ignored their advice and ended up marrying a whale!
Marriage Love Marriage vs ArrangedIt’s funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. It’s like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.
Marriage Married men are no moreMarried men are no more interested in Mid-Day meal (tiffins) sent by their wives. Now they prefer junk food!
Marriage Husband standing on the scaleHusband standing on the scale, holding his stomach in. Wife: I do not think that is going to help. Husband: Sure it does. How else could I see the numbers?
Marriage Marriage is like a casinoMarriage is like a casino. You go in all excited and optimistic, And you stumble out broke, drunk and talking to yourself!
Marriage Whenever I disagree with my wifeWhenever I disagree with my wife, which is seldom,she goes her way and I go . .. … Her way too!
