Wife: If I die first, I want you to promise to let my mother ride in the first car with you at the funeral procession. Husband: OK, but it will totally ruin my day!Marriage Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageMarriage SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Marriage Why are wives more dangerousWhy are wives more dangerous than the Mafia? The mafia wants either your money or life… The wives want both!
Marriage Don’t marry the person you wantDon’t marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, But whatever you do, you’ll regret it later!
Marriage I tried Internet datingI tried Internet dating, but I quickly realized it wasn’t for me when they matched me up with my wife!
Marriage Women’s DictionaryWomen’s Dictionary: NO = YES May be = No We need = I want We need to talk = You are in deep trouble.
Marriage 20% of marriages in this countryIt is a sad fact that 20% of marriages in this country end in divorce. But hey, the remaining end in death. You could be one of the lucky ones!
Marriage Shall we try a different positionHusband: Shall we try a different position tonight? Wife: That’s a good idea… you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart.
