Man: Is there any way for long life? Dr: Get married. Man: Will it help? Dr: No, but the thought of a long life will never come to you again!Marriage Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageMarriage SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Marriage Love with your own wifeResearch has revealed that you can actually fall in love with your own wife… . .. … If somebody else describes her to you.
Marriage If you are able to read thisWritten behind the back of a biker’s T-shirt: If you are able to read this, it means my wife has fallen off… please inform me!
Marriage A man who surrendersA man who surrenders when he’s WRONG, is HONEST. A man who surrenders when he’s NOT SURE, is WISE. A man who surrenders when he’s RIGHT, is a HUSBAND
Marriage Marriage is an institutionMarriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor’s Degree and the woman gets her Masters.
Marriage Two theories to argue with wifeTwo theories to argue with wife : 1. If she is right then be fair to her and keep quiet. 2. If she is wrong then be kind to yourself and keep quiet!
Marriage There are many brave peopleThere are many brave people, who always want to fight and be adventurous. Some choose army and retire soon, And others get married and fight till death. Salute them!