Which is the most dangerous alphabet? ‘W’ Bcoz all Worries start with ‘W’. Who, Why, What, When, Which, Whom, Where, War, Wine, Whisky, Women and finally above all, Wife!Marriage Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageMarriage SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Marriage The neighbour’s wifeQ: What do you call a woman who smiles at you when you leave the house and smiles when you come back? A: The neighbour’s wife.
Marriage I tried Internet datingI tried Internet dating, but I quickly realized it wasn’t for me when they matched me up with my wife!
Marriage A woman learning to drive to herA woman learning to drive to her husband, But I don’t know what to do! Husband: Just imagine that I’m driving!
Marriage Never criticize your husband’sNever criticize your husband’s faults. Remember it may have been these little imperfections that stopped him from getting a better wife.
Marriage A man who surrendersA man who surrenders when he’s WRONG, is HONEST. A man who surrenders when he’s NOT SURE, is WISE. A man who surrenders when he’s RIGHT, is a HUSBAND
Marriage Shall I put the kettle onIrritating Wife: Shall I put the kettle on? Indifferent Husband: OK, but it won’t go with that skirt!