My husband is having an affair

A man likes his wife to be just clever enough to appreciate his cleverness, and just stupid enough to admire it.

I believe trust is the very key in a relationship, because if you don’t trust your girlfriend, how could you be sure she won’t tell your wife?

Friend: How’s your sex life? Man: As usual, Monday to Friday. Friend: What about the weekends? Man: Weekends? Oh! That time I’m at home, relaxing with my wife !

When you touch to feel, it’s desire, When you don’t touch and still feel, it’s love, When you touch and still don’t feel, .. .. .. It’s your wife!

Courtship is like looking at the beautiful photos in a seed catalogue. Marriage is what actually comes up in your garden!

The difference between a husband and childbirth is that one can be terribly painful and sometimes almost unbearable, while the other is just having a baby!