When you touch to feel, it’s desire, When you don’t touch and still feel, it’s love, When you touch and still don’t feel, .. .. .. It’s your wife!Marriage Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageMarriage SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Marriage When I’m goneHusband: When I’m gone you’ll never find another man like me. Wife replied: What makes you think I’d want another man like you!
Marriage Burn the body and bury the ashMan receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated? Man: Don’t take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.
Marriage Married life is so easyMarried life is so easy. It’s just like a walk in the park. BUT the problem is: . .. … that the park is Jurassic!
Marriage After our last argument, my wifeAfter our last argument, my wife told me: I hope your next wife appreciates the improvements I’ve made in you!
Marriage I love youWife: You had lunch? Husband: You had lunch? Wife: I’m asking you. Husband: I’m asking you. Wife: Are you copying me? Husband: Are you copying me? Wife: I love you. Husband: I had lunch!
Marriage Whenever I dreamWife to her hubby, Whenever I dream, I see your face. Husband : No wonder, I always wake up screaming!
