A man before marriage is a Superman,
After Marriage, he is a Gentleman,
After 5 years, he is a Watchman,
And 10 Years later, he is a Spiderman caught in his own web!
Before marriage, men talk about India, Pakistan, US, Israel, Phones, Cricket, Golf, Football, Sunny Leone… After marriage, men listen to their wives talk about their ‘maids’!
Have you heard about the man who threw his wife into a pond of crocodiles? He’s now being harassed by the animal rights for being cruel to the crocodiles.
