Men want three qualities in wives

Truth of Life: Husband makes a mistake, wife shouts and husband says sorry. Wife makes a mistake, husbands shouts and wife cries, and husband again says sorry.

If you never want to see a man again, say: I love you, I want to marry you, I want to have children – they leave skid marks.

The successful marriage depends on one simple equation: Wife having Beauty Secrets and husband having Secret Beauties.

Alcohol is the worst thing in the world. My friend had a lot last night and ended up saying – I love you to his own wife!

A man’s dream: 7 Digit bank balance 6 Digit salary 5 Room house 4 Wheel vehicle 3 Week’s holiday 2 Lovely girlfriends and 1 ‘Silent’ wife.

A relationship without trust is like a cellphone with no service. And what do you do with a cellphone with no service? You play games.