A one line advertisement by a Married

Acquaintance: So have you sold anything since you took up writing full-time? Writer: Yes. My car, the TV and a couple of items of jewellery…

Please pass this SMS to all your friends. A person urgently needs three bottles of…. . . . . . . . Foster beer (chilled) with chips. It’s urgent Cell no and name is as displayed

It’s really weird that a woman who can spot a hair on your coat from 10 yards can’t see a pair of garage doors!

Life is full of beautiful things: soft sunsets, painted rainbows, delicate blossoms, love and laughter, quiet moments and fantastic people like me. Enjoy it!

Remember to remember me, forget to forget me. Even if you try to remember to forget me, I’ll never forget to remember to remind you to remember me.

The woman who invented the phrase, All guys are the same, must have been a Chinese who lost her husband at a crowded place in China.