Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death, my feelings for you have never changed. For me, You have always been a headache!Funny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Funny Alcohol contain female hormonesAlcohol contain female hormones. Proof: Men gain weight, talk unnecessarily, become extra emotional and stupid, start fighting without any reason.
Funny I’m astounded by peopleI’m astounded by people who want to know all about the universe when it’s hard enough to find one’s way around China Town.
Funny Once upon a time a guy askedOnce upon a time a guy asked a girl: Will you marry me? She replied: No! And the guy lived happily ever after.
Funny I will be older therefore wiserProcrastination? No, I just wait until the last minute to do my work because I will be older, therefore wiser.
Funny Have some fun with the wrongLadies….it is okay to wait for the right man to come along but in the meantime have some fun with the wrong ones.
Funny A baby fish asked her motherA baby fish asked her mother: Y can’t we live on earth? Mother Fish: Earth is not the place for FISH, it’s made for SELFISH.
