Quote on a husband’s T-Shirt

It’s really weird that a woman who can spot a hair on your coat from 10 yards can’t see a pair of garage doors!

Human brain is the most outstanding object in world. It functions 24 hrs a day, 365 days a year. It functions right from the time we are born, and stops only when we enter the examination hall.

If you look at the sky tonight and notice that the brightest star is missing, I swear, I have no clue how the hell I fell down from the sky. But thank God, I am safe.

A sexy woman is like a 1000 Rupee note. you don’t know how many have handled it but you still want to have it.

A Solid reason for having two girlfriends at one time: Monopoly is always damaging and Competition improves service!

Doctor, cut off my dog’s tail. Doctor: Why do you want to do that? Because my mom-in-law is visiting us and I don’t want anything to make her think she’s welcomed.