the new son-in-law answered

When I send SMS to you, it doesn’t mean that you have to do the same… you can also send fruits, drinks, pizza, chocolates by courier. DD and Cheques are also accepted.

A solicitor is reading out his client’s will. And to my grasping nephew Smith: I always said I’d mention you in my will, so… Hi, Smith!

A one line advertisement by a Married Man in a newspaper: For Sale: Wedding suit, worn only once by mistake.

Woman has man in it, Mrs has Mr in it, female has male in it, Madam has adam in it, so girls are always incomplete without boys.

The reason our knees get weak when we fall in love is because of the long walk it took to find the person.

Doctor, cut off my dog’s tail. Doctor: Why do you want to do that? Because my mom-in-law is visiting us and I don’t want anything to make her think she’s welcomed.