A rich blonde girl, was walking by the river in the wild. Suddenly, she saw a crocodile. She screamed, ‘Oh my God! Help! Lacoste!’Funny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Funny Don’t mix between my personalityDon’t mix between my personality and my attitude because my personality is ME and my attitude depends on you.
Funny Beggar: I’m the author of a bookBeggar: I’m the author of a book called 150 Methods to Become Rich. Man: Then why are you begging? Beggar: This is one of the best methods!
Funny Income Tax and a Caller TuneWhat’s the similarity between Income Tax and a Caller Tune? . .. … In both the cases, one pays the money and others enjoy.
Funny you weren’t made in ChinaFake hair, fake nails, fake tan, fake smile. Girl, are you sure you weren’t made in China?
Funny Aftr robbing the Bank, robber 2 clerkAftr robbing the Bank, robber 2 clerk: Did you see me robbing? Clerk: Yes. Robber shot him dead and asked the next clerk: Did u? 2nd clerk: No, But my wife saw u!
Funny The sergeant-major yelledThe sergeant-major yelled, Private Philip, I didn’t see you at camouflage training this morning! Philip replied, Thank you, sir.
