Getting married on a Friday

A history teacher and his wife were sitting at a table. The wife asked. ‘Anything new at work?’ He replied, ‘No, I’m teaching History.’

I wanted to kill the most sweetest, smartest and most beautiful person on earth. Then I thought SUICIDE is crime under sec 309 IPC.

A girl returned home from a party and told her mother a young man had kissed her. How many times did he kiss you? asked her mother. Looking up into his face, the girl replied: Mother, I came to confess, not to boast!

If couples who are in love are called ‘Love Birds’, Then couples who always argue, should be called ‘Angry Birds’.

We all make mistakes in our life. But . . .. . . WIFE and BOSS only has art of finding it, remembering it and reminding it.

An Innovative tagline outside a photo studio: We can shoot your wife and also frame your mother-in-law!