A Solid reason for having two girlfriends

Always start your day with a lot of S E X S-mile E-nergy X-citement so make SEX a daily habit, and you will always be SMILING!

Income Tax Officer: You should pay your taxes with smile. Young Lady: I have tried it thrice, but every time they insist on cash or a cheque.

The Chinese obsession for making fake products is their revenge on the rest of the world for making fake Chinese food.

Sometime my mind asks why I miss you? Why I care for you? Why I remember you? Then my heart answers it’s simply because mental patient needs more care.

Today, tommorow and yesterday there’ll be one heart that would always beat for you. You know Whose? Your Own Stupid!

Steve Jobs’ last words: Please note that . .. iPill is not our product and iPad is not a sanitary napkin!