At a railway station, a beggar meets another beggar while a software engineer meets another software engineer.
Both of them ask the same question to each other, ‘So, which platform are you working on?’
A rabbit runs and jumps and lives only for 15 years. A turtle doesn’t run, does nothing, yet lives for 100 years. Moral: Exercise is hell! Just sleep well!
Life is a paradox-what you want you don’t get (love), what you get, you don’t enjoy (marriage), what you enjoy is not permanent (girlfriend), what is permanent is boring (wife).
