I haven’t said anything yet

3 men are arguing about When life begins? 1st: At the time of conception 2nd: At the time of birth 3rd: When wife and children go for a vacation!

Intelligent man + intelligent girl = Friendship. Duffer man + intelligent girl = Love. Intelligent man + duffer girl = Dates. Duffer man + duffer girl = Love marriage

Some women are so concerned about their husband’s happiness that they hire a private detective to find out as to who is responsible for it!

A relationship without trust is like a cellphone with no service. And what do you do with a cellphone with no service? You play games.

I was married for a short time… just long enough to realize that all those comedians weren’t joking!

Truth of Life: Husband makes a mistake, wife shouts and husband says sorry. Wife makes a mistake, husbands shouts and wife cries, and husband again says sorry.