I’m astounded by people who want to know all about the universe when it’s hard enough to find one’s way around China Town.Funny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Funny Son: Dad, I’m hungrySon: Dad, I’m hungry. Father: Hi, Hungry. I’m Dad. Son: Dad, I’m serious. Father: I thought you were Hungry? Son: Are you kidding me? Father: Nope, I’m Dad.
Funny Only two types of communicationsOnly two types of communications are the fastest in the world . .. … From email to email, And female to female.
Funny Alcohol contain female hormonesAlcohol contain female hormones. Proof: Men gain weight, talk unnecessarily, become extra emotional and stupid, start fighting without any reason.
Funny You are probably a womanFool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me eight times, You are probably a woman.
Funny A solicitor is reading out his client’sA solicitor is reading out his client’s will. And to my grasping nephew Smith: I always said I’d mention you in my will, so… Hi, Smith!
Funny Pleasure is thinking of youWhat’s the difference between pleasure and torture? Pleasure is thinking of you and torture is thinking of you too much.