Marriage is like a public toiletThose waiting outside are desperate to get in & Those inside are desperate to come out.Marriage Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageMarriage SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Marriage Interviewer: What is the best thingInterviewer: What is the best thing about your wife? Husband: She has a problem for every solution.
Marriage Marriage Age 18Marriage Age 18. Drinking Age 25. Can someone ask the damn politicians how to survive the first 7 years of Marriage?
Marriage A man likes his wife to beA man likes his wife to be just clever enough to appreciate his cleverness, and just stupid enough to admire it.
Marriage Marriage is the only UnionIn most cases, Marriage is the only Union that can’t be organized.Both sides think they’re……THE MANAGEMENT!
Marriage A lot of men and women wouldA lot of men and women would rather stay single because they’re tired of giving their everything and ending up with nothing.
Marriage A woman learning to drive to herA woman learning to drive to her husband, But I don’t know what to do! Husband: Just imagine that I’m driving!