Dear Ladies, If your man says he’ll fix it, he will. There is no need to remind him every 6 months about it!Marriage Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageMarriage SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Marriage If you are singleIf you are single, remember good things come to people who wait. If you are settled, then settlement is what you get from a separation.
Marriage Men want three qualities in wivesMen want three qualities in wives: Economist in kitchen, artist in home and devil in bed. But they get artist in kitchen, devil in home and economist in Bed.
Marriage Just like a marriage licenseIn many countries, a hunting license entitles you to one deer and no more. Just like a marriage license!
Marriage She’s probably slightly upsetYou can tell a lot about a woman by her hands, If they are placed around his hubby’s throat, she’s probably slightly upset.
Marriage Alcohol is the worst thing in theAlcohol is the worst thing in the world. My friend had a lot last night and ended up saying – I love you to his own wife!
Marriage Is there any way for long lifeMan: Is there any way for long life? Dr: Get married. Man: Will it help? Dr: No, but the thought of a long life will never come to you again!
