Dear Optimist, Pessimist and Realist, While you were arguing about the glass of water, I drank it. Sincerely, The OpportunistFunny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Funny To the only boy I ever lovedGirl: Do you have any sentimental love cards? Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says ‘To the only boy I ever loved’ Girl: Great! I want 10 of them
Funny The difference between a pigeonThe difference between a pigeon and an investment banker? The pigeon can still make a deposit on a BMW.
Funny I am an ‘Alcoholic’What? I am an ‘Alcoholic’. Sorry, the word ‘Alcoholic’ is not in my Vodkabulary, maybe I should go look it up on Whiskypedia!
Funny Four beautiful girls are walkingTeacher: Four beautiful girls are walking on the road. Change it to exclamatory sentence. Student: WOW !
Funny A boy goes to see a cabare danceA boy goes to see a cabare dance. His mom gets angry and asks him: Did you see anything there that you were not supposed to see? Boy: Yes, I saw dad.
Funny I hate when people tell meI hate when people tell me to relax. If it was that easy, don’t you think I would have done that already?