Wives like that are hard to get

Staying single is a style, Divorce is in vogue, Living-in is common, Extra-marital is happening, And being married is totally outdated!

Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated? Man: Don’t take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.

Regardless of what you may say or hear, there are still many women these days who are excellent ‘housekeepers’. They keep the house every time they get a divorce.

Wife: If you keep losing your hair at this speed, I shall divorce you. Husband: Oh my God! And I was stupid enough trying to save them!

Women are like phones, they like to be held, talked to and touched often. But push the wrong button and You are disconnected.

Whenever I disagree with my wife, which is seldom,she goes her way and I go . .. … Her way too!