Two frinds,who hadn’t seen each other in several years, met on the street.
1st: Who are you working for now?
2nd: Same people, My wife and for children.
Men are very kind and women not necessarily so. Proof? Most of the women don’t like to help an unknown man but all men are always ready to help any unknown woman!
I saw you on road today. you were looking so fine, your face so divine, your walk so perfect. My heart started singing a sweet song: Who let The dog out!
Boss: Since the day I fired you, why the hell do you shit in front of my house every morning? Servant: Boss, I just wanna show you that I am not dying hungry!
