Every wife is like terms and conditions of a website. The husbands never understand or read what she says but they all always accept.Marriage Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageMarriage SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Marriage Shall we try a different positionHusband: Shall we try a different position tonight? Wife: That’s a good idea… you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart.
Marriage I haven’t said anything yetWife: I think… Husband: Exactly! Wife: But I haven’t said anything yet! Husband: Doesn’t matter… You are right!
Marriage Dangerous year in married lifeA lawyer says that a dangerous year in married life is the first. Then follows the second, third, fourth, fifth and so on!
Marriage A man’s dreamA man’s dream: 7 Digit bank balance 6 Digit salary 5 Room house 4 Wheel vehicle 3 Week’s holiday 2 Lovely girlfriends and 1 ‘Silent’ wife.
Marriage Duffer man + duffer girlIntelligent man + intelligent girl = Friendship. Duffer man + intelligent girl = Love. Intelligent man + duffer girl = Dates. Duffer man + duffer girl = Love marriage
Marriage A man likes his wife to beA man likes his wife to be just clever enough to appreciate his cleverness, and just stupid enough to admire it.