I have started luving ‘U’

A baby fish asked her mother: Y can’t we live on earth? Mother Fish: Earth is not the place for FISH, it’s made for SELFISH.

Boy: I’m not rich like Rahul, I don’t even have a big car like Rahul, but i really love You! Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about Rahul.

A guy went for an interview at a big IT company today for the position of a Computer Hacker. The boss asked him, So, what makes you suitable for this job? Well, he replied, I hacked into your computer and invited myself to this interview!

It’s raining. Better alert all those who don’t have ‘Windows’ so that they may go out and enjoy the view.

Global Recession and Financial Crisis have become so critical and serious now-a-days that majority of the men have started loving their own wives!

You should do two things in the morning…Pray to God so you can live and have a shower so others can live.