Did you have any girlfriend

Wife: I am not talking to you. Hubby: Okay! Wife: You don’t want to know the reason? Hubby: Nope, I trust your judgment!

Girlfriends are like chocolates, taste Good anytime. Lovers are like PIZZAS, Hot and spicy, eaten frequently. Husbands are like Dal RICE, eaten when there’s no choice

I used to think that I wasn’t scared of anything until . .. … I saw my wife reversing my new car!

What’s the difference between divorce and legal separation? In legal separation, the husband gets time to hide his money!

Spouse: Someone who will stand by you through all the troubles that you would never have had if you’d stayed single!

I believe trust is the very key in a relationship, because if you don’t trust your girlfriend, how could you be sure she won’t tell your wife?